99 Days Of…

Dear Readers,

Here’s a short song for you!

(Sing to the tune of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.)

99 Days of No Bottles of Wine

99 days of no bottles of wine,
99 days of no bottles,
I took them down,
Smashed ’em on the ground,
99 days of no bottles of wine!

(No glasses of wine either.)

HA!
Who says sober isn’t funny. Okay, well maybe not me, but other sober people are!
When I was younger, I used to get tipsy and could be funny. Later in my drinking life, I just got drunk, and started saying things I THOUGHT were funny, but were not. (Picture mortified Loved One as I told a highly personal sex story about us at a dinner party.) 

One more day until I reach Belle’s 100 Day Challenge! 
And I am very happy.